Like Beckham's against Wimbledon - it's a very very long shot!

Here is Gary's letter to his uncle:

From: garyadamlevy@gmail.com
To: zaclevy@hotmail.com
Subject: OSMANNNNNNN
Date: Sat, 7 May 2011 20:59:10 +0300

Hi Z man,

How are things?

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A promised a friend, who unfortunately is a man u supporter…, I would ask you about being able to get him a ticket for their final at wembley through your contacts and unique personality.

Don’t work too hard for this but if you succeed you will make him a very happy guy at least until the game begins…

How are things otherwise?

Here all is well

Nil satis

Gary

And the reply:

From: Zac Levy [mailto:zaclevy@hotmail.com]
Sent: Sunday, May 08, 2011 3:19 PM
To: garyadamlevy@gmail.com
Subject: RE: OSMANNNNNNN

hey dude

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as luck would have it i was out drinking with my pal at wembley and asked him whether he could sort your guy out - sorry buddy no can do. apparently its uefa that have control of the tickets and they really dont get any access to them - more is the shame. he said there is a v v long shot regarding an employee ballot they have but i wouldnt want to create false hope with it mate really - apologies.

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take it easy

Zedman